Privacy Policy
Last Updated: January 2026
The Short Version
We use Google Analytics to see what pages people visit. We link to products on Amazon and get a small commission if you buy something. That's it. We're not selling your data, building profiles, or doing anything sketchy.
What We Collect
Google Analytics
This site uses Google Analytics to understand traffic patterns. Google collects:
- Which pages you visit
- How long you stay
- What device/browser you're using
- General location (city/region, not your exact address)
- How you got here (search, direct link, etc.)
We use this to figure out what content is useful and what needs work. We don't tie any of this to your identity.
Amazon Affiliate Links
Some links on this site go to Amazon with our affiliate tag. If you click and buy something, Amazon knows you came from here and we get a small commission (typically 4-8% of the sale). Amazon uses cookies to track this for 24 hours after you click.
We don't see what you buy or any of your Amazon account details. We just see "someone bought something" and get paid accordingly.
What We Don't Do
- No email collection - We're not building a mailing list
- No account system - Nothing to sign up for
- No social media tracking pixels - No Facebook, X/Twitter, or other social network trackers
- No selling your data - We literally can't, we don't have any personal data to sell
- No ads - Just affiliate links on products we actually recommend
- No server-side data storage - Interactive features like the W.O.M.B.A.T. Terminal store data locally in your browser only
Cookies
This site uses cookies from:
- Google Analytics - Tracks your visit across pages to understand site usage
- Amazon Associates - Tracks affiliate link clicks for 24 hours to credit commissions
Both are standard industry practice. If you block cookies, the site still works fine - you just won't be tracked and we won't get credit for Amazon purchases.
Your Rights
Opt Out of Analytics
Install the Google Analytics Opt-out Browser Add-on or use a browser with built-in tracking protection (Firefox, Brave, Safari).
Block Affiliate Tracking
Clear your cookies or browse in private/incognito mode. Affiliate links still work, we just won't get credit for purchases. That's fine - the content is free regardless.
Questions or Concerns
Contact us through the contact page if you have privacy questions or want to know what data we have (spoiler: basically nothing identifiable).
Third-Party Services
Google Analytics
Google's privacy policy: policies.google.com/privacy
Amazon Associates
Amazon's privacy policy: amazon.com/privacy
Changes to This Policy
If we add new tracking or change how we handle data, we'll update this page and note the date at the top. Major changes will get called out on the homepage.
Legal Jurisdiction
This site is operated from the United States. If you're accessing from the EU or other regions with stricter privacy laws, your local laws may give you additional rights.